Know who's about to churn
before they do.
Catch the churn, the failed payments, and the missed expansion — before they cost you.
- Read-only Stripe API
- EU-hosted
- Disconnect = data deleted
Built for the founder who runs everything.
Most analytics tools show you what happened last quarter. NoNoiseMetrics shows you what's about to break this week.
It's the risk radar for the bootstrapped SaaS founder — the one without a finance team, customer success team, or full-time analyst, but with €10K, €50K, €100K of MRR riding on knowing which payment is failing today, which customer is about to churn, and which one to upgrade before they ask.
Read-only Stripe access. EU-hosted. Disconnect and your data is gone.
What the radar catches
Three categories. Every signal that matters.
One radar, three sources of risk. Each signal lands in your task list with one clear action attached.
Cashflow
Money you're about to lose
- Cards expiring in the next 30 days
- Failed renewal invoices Stripe gave up on
- Recovery rate slipping below benchmark
Churn
Customers about to leave
- High-MRR accounts at risk of cancelling
- Cohorts dropping below the retention benchmark
- Contraction outpacing expansion
Expansion
Revenue you're leaving on the table
- Accounts hitting plan limits, ready to upgrade
- Trials stalling before conversion
- Reactivation opportunities in churned customers
Numbers don’t grow your SaaS. Acting on them does.
The radar surfaces the customers about to churn, the payments about to fail, and the upsells you’re missing — with the one action that fixes each.
Questions founders actually ask.
How does the radar know what to flag?
What if I use Paddle, Lemon Squeezy, or Polar instead of Stripe?
I have 3 different Stripe accounts for 3 different products. Can I connect them all?
How is this different from the Stripe dashboard?
What happens to my data if I cancel?
I'm at €500 MRR. Is it too early for me?
Catch what's breaking — before it does.
Connect your Stripe account in 60 seconds. Free under €10K MRR.
Free under €10K MRR · Read-only · EU-hosted · Disconnect = deleted